.:Bullet Proof Read:.

10 Comments so far

1. Abu GG July 8th, 2007 5:35 pm

   You forgot to leave me with your bank account details.

2. Editor July 9th, 2007 9:25 pm

   Thanks, the money was in my account by noon.

3. Niqaabis July 11th, 2007 4:18 pm

   Lisa :P

4. Editor July 12th, 2007 1:23 am

   Niqaabis :P

5. Umm Khawla July 12th, 2007 6:43 pm

   I demand a blogpost dedicated to me! I’ll pay you triple!

6. Editor July 12th, 2007 10:06 pm

   Dear Umm Khawla

   As-salamu ‘alaykum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh

   We regret to inform you that due to a clause in the contract agreement between the parties of “Bullet Proof Read” and Abu GG, we are unable to endorse any other person(s), blog(s) and/or website(s) similar in part or in full to his.

   We thank you for your kind interest and apologise for any inconvenience caused.

   Best regards,
   Lisa al-Ehe
   Administrator
   The Aha Blog Group

7. Abu GG July 13th, 2007 3:25 pm

   FAO: Umm Khawla

   It has come to our attention that you sought to violate certain crucial conditions contracted between Al-Lajnah Al-Bobbyyah and The Aha Blog Group. Although you were unsuccessful in doing this and will not be prosecuted by the British Government, we The Council of Lawyers at the Lajnah deem this to be an extreme act of insolence and have ruled in favour of bringing this to the attention to the Disciplinary Council of the Lajnah.

   If you have any enquiries regarding this, you will be given a chance to bring them up after the disciplinary process.

   We await your fate.

   Regards,
   The Council of Lawyers
   Al-Lajnah Al-Bobbyyah
   27 Jumaada Ath-Thaani. 1428 AH.

8. Umm Khawla July 16th, 2007 12:39 am

   Lisa al-Ehe
   Administrator
   The Aha Blog Group

   -and-

   Abu GG
   The Council of Lawyers
   Al-Lajnah Al-Bobbyyah

   Dear Brother and Sister:

   Further to your replies dated July 12 and July 13 respectively, please be advised that I was unaware of the above clause in the contract agreement. Infact, I had no prior knowledge of the existence of such a contract.

   I must also admit, I was under the impression that Lisa al-Ehe being my lifelong friend would prefer friendship over a business partner. But much to my dismay, I realised that in todays world of favoritism, business takes priority over every other endeavor or relationship.

   With regards to not being prosecuted by the British Government, kindly be advised that I give little to no importance to the British Government, therefore although your waiving of the prosecution was received as a kind gesture, it makes no difference to me.

   As far as the Council of Lawyers at the Lajnah are concerned, I hope that we can settle the matter amicably without delving into any legal proceedings. However, if the issue escalates and need arises, my lawyers will be in touch with you.

   I trust the foregoing to be satisfactory.

   Yours truly,
   Umm Khawla

9. Umm Kulthum July 17th, 2007 8:25 pm

   Asalam o3alaikum wara7matulahiwabarakatuh

   Whats all this about Um Ahahahaha?>?

   Barakallahfiki for the rest..
   Niqabi khore nice to see you around .. tabarakAllah

   Wasalamo3alaikumwara7matulahiwabarakatuh

10. Umm Kulthum July 17th, 2007 9:07 pm

    Asalam 3alaikum wara7matulahiwabarakatuh

    My choice picks..

    The Bandwagon
    Isolation
    The Hijabi Infront

    may Allah subhamhuwata3ala aid us in writing to benefit his ibaad.. .. in all sincerity and consistency Ameen.

    Please people dont forget why you’re writing..

    may Allah subhanhuwata3ala forgive us for our short comings that includes the unwanted trash in our entries Ameen..
    And Allah knows best

    Wasalamo3alaikumwara7matulahiwabarakatuh

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